Dear Landlady/Realtor,
You want to show the apartment on Sunday afternoon? Don’t you realize that conflicts with the gold medal hockey game? You’re bad Canadians.
Love, Amber
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Dear Apple,
Please stop teasing me and sending me packages that are NOT my macbook. Twice now I’ve gone to FedEx thinking it was my laptop and it wasn’t. Couldn’t you have [...]
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